Prompt Me.

[custodian]

I'm working on three giant never-ending projects (Disambiguation II, that Iandy prompt table, something that just might be a S2 Hatful) and starting to feel the pain.

Seriously. It's like I will never die because there's too much to finish. I want to finish something. Have it be done. Complete.

I need some one-off prompts liek whoa.

Specifications

• Preference for Janto, but am flexible.
  
• No 2x09 ("Something Borrowed") or 2x13 ("Exit Wounds") prompts. I've got serious fatigue here, and it's not like everyone and his/her dog hasn't written them both into the ground. I am saving myself for HoH II.
  
• Prefer to avoid character death.
  
• I'm hard to squick.

Comments are screened to protect the innocent (and preserve the surprise).

Edit to add: Wow. Some really good ideas already, and several of them that work quite well together. Excellent.