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On behalf of the Captain, I present the Official Invisible Lift Fic Index. We ask that you use it responsibly.

Have questions? Comments? Notice a glitch? Leave a comment here, or on the appropriate story post.




Standard Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash good looking men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.

Episodic Fic
Title: Hatful of Hollow
Rating: Ranges from PG to NC-17
Pairing(s):Jack/Ianto with occasional mention of others
Notes/Summary: My behind-the-scenes Jack/Ianto story. Starts just post "Countrycide" and finishes up at the end of S1 (with just a dash of "Last of the Time Lords"). Canon-friendly, includes material and dialogue from eps, deleted scenes, and the website.
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Title: Adam
Rating: Ranges from PG to R/NC-17
Notes/Summary: No one knows what happened to the real Ianto Jones. A longer treatment of the "Adam" short piece.
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Disambiguation AU
Rating: Ranges from PG to NC-17
Notes/Summary: Disambiguation sprang from a one-off fic I wrote at [livejournal.com profile] damalan's suggestion. It's a sandbox where I explore the exploits of a parallel Torchwood where the events of "End of Days" don't go as smoothly as they do in canon and Jack is still looking for the Doctor. Features Andy Davidson as a member of the team.

The Original
In which Ianto gets to know himself a little better.
Disambiguation (NC-17) (Ianto/Ianto, Jack/Ianto)

Disambiguation: In These Stones
In which we meet the team, Ianto heeds his own advice, and Andy has a profoundly bad day.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Owen, and mention of Ianto/Ianto. Possible hints and sideways mention of other pairings.
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"Montmartre" cluster
Rating: Varies (PG to R)
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Other (some OMC, historical)
Notes/Summary: A non-episodic group of loosely-connected stories, mostly about Jack's past. A work in progress, written and presented out of order.
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"It'll End in Tears" cluster
Rating: Adult (Varies)
Pairings: Ianto/Andy
Notes/Summary: A semi-episodic group of Ianto/Andy stories, presented in (mostly) chronological order. Kinky, and a little cruel. Also a work in progress, and will include stories from my [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. (You can find that here, by the way.)
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Doctor Who Crossovers
The Doctor Still Dances (PG-13 - Jack/Ten, mention of others)
Three Girl Rhumba (PG)

Other Crossovers
Oh! You Pretty Things (NC-17) (Jack/Chris Skelton from Life on Mars)
Out of His Range (PG) (Crossover with Being Human)

Horizons Sing
Rating: Varies
Pairings: Ianto/Jack
Notes/Summary: My fics for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] horizonssing challenge. Not a series, or even a cluster, but all take place between 2x13 - "Exit Wounds" and Doctor Who 4x13 - "Journey's End". May contain spoilers and explicit references to events from both S1 and S2 of Torchwood, and Doctor Who S1-S4.

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Stand-Alone Fic
[Archivist's note: looking for prompt table drabbles? Check here.]

Confessional (R) (Jack/Ianto)
Prickly (PG) (hints at Gwen/Owen)
Be All My Sins Remember'd (PG-13) (Angst warning)
Three Breaths Before He Closed His Eyes (PG-13) (hints at Jack/Ianto, angst warning)
Adam (PG) (Prototype for episodic Adam series)
Wish (ranges from PG to Hard R) (Multiple pairings)
Mastering Library Science (NC-17) (Jack/Ianto, hints at Gwen/Owen)
Taking Hold (NC-17) (Tosh/Ianto, hint of non-con)
Callsign: Deadman (PG)
Homesick (PG) (hints at Jack/Ianto)
Trick or Treat aka "Sweetness" (PG) (Jack/Ianto)
Oh, Pants (PG)
Bodies for Science (PG)
A Spoonful of Sugar (PG) (hints at Jack/Ianto, Owen)
Customary Strangeness (PG)
Y Llanc Glandeg Didrugaredd (R) (Ianto/Andy)
Interference (PG)
Appearances (PG)
Boys Lost and Found (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto)
Hypertension (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x02 - "Sleeper"
Dining In (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto)
Anger Management (PG-13)
Quite a List (R) (Jack/Ianto)
Inside We Never See (PG-13) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x01 - "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
Malthusian Growth (PG)
If I Am Missing or Dead (PG)
To Hold Life in the Palm of Your Hand (PG) (Jack/Ianto) SPOILER WARNING FOR 2x03 - "To The Last Man"

Prompt Table Fic
My stolen [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 self-generated, custom table can be found here.

My Ianto/Andy [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you table can be found here.
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So somehow I was made aware of [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you. This would be right around the same time [livejournal.com profile] ridikuluss was talking me into writing a fair amount more Ianto/Andy than I'd initially planned.

You can see where this is going.

Where's The Love? )
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So a while back, for my convenience, I nicked a 10/10 prompt table from [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100. I didn't much want to participate in the challenge as written, or bother with the community aspect but I liked the idea of trying to write 100 pieces that clock in at 100 words.

Problem is, I felt terribly guilty about stealing the table. I know, I know. So I built a new one, keeping some of the categories, but making sure that they didn't match up with the original.

So now, without further ado:

100 Useful (Not-So-Stolen) Things )
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I post because I love.

4x99
Title: "Four Times Things Happened Differently (and One Time Things Didn't)"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: Write a 4+1 story that includes the five senses.
Summary: In which some things do not unfold as they should. (WARNING: Includes canonical major character death.)

4x07
Title: "The Easy Way or the Hard Way"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: Someone's been caught in a lie. Must include a key.
Summary: In which Jack comes face-to-face with a desperate man.
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This week's WIAD:

"30 June, 1908"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: One or more Torchwood operatives are lost in the forest with 7 items in their pockets. Must include a native woodland creature.
Summary: Sometimes, when the past catches up with Jack, it does it literally.
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Just a quick link to my story for this week's WIAD.

"The Line is Better Off Dead"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: A member of Torchwood find a phone that can call anyone, anywhere, anywhen. Must include an acronym.
Summary: Jack is reminded of the emotional hazards of using alien tech. Takes place post S3.
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So I've secretly (or not-so-secretly) playing in the side yard with round four of [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer. We're using AO3 this time around, which is sort of brilliant. Because the first few weeks are always short on word count, I've been holding off on posting until I had enough to really write home about. Enjoy! Comments can go here or over at AO3.

4x01 - "And The Card Attached Would Say..."
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: Should use "I've been waiting for this..." in dialogue and feature a television show from the 20th Century.
Summary: Owen Harper discovers some of the hazards of receiving personal mail at work.

4x02 - "Bigger Than a China Shop"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: A character is awakened by an unexpected sound. Must feature at least two words in a foreign language.
Summary: In which a surveillance assignment doesn't go according to plan.

4x03 - "The Art of Tragedy Was Born in Masks"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: Must use a Sports Night episode title as a prompt. I chose "Thespis." Must also include or make reference to an invertebrate.
Summary: Below Torchwood's Cardiff base, who Ianto Jones is may be subjective.

4x04 - "Back Lot Rivalry"
Rating: Mostly Harmless
Challenge: A story in which Torchwood has to set up shop away from the Hub for an extended period. Must feature at least 3 colors of the rainbow.
Summary: Ianto might trust Harwood's to transport goods, but the staff is another matter.
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Title: "Sex Among Men and the Early Days of Photography"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/OMC/OFC
Rating: Rated P for Porn
Notes/Summary: In which historical perspective and skills from the future are an awkward thing to carry along in the early days of the Twentieth Century, Jack benefits socially and fiscally from meeting The French, and vintage pornography is made. Contains drug use and rough sex and references to prostitution. Written ages ago for one of [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox's porn battles, posted here because it still makes me happy.

Many years from now, someone will say something to a journalist about how the nineteen sixties ruined sex among men, and that prior to the sexual revolution and the invention of homosexuality as a personal identity that any man would have been available to any other just as a matter of course. )
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I haven't entirely been avoiding fandom. Because I contributed a little something to this:





Torchwood Virtual Series 3


Outside the government, beyond the police. The last surviving members of Torchwood Three are Earth's final line of defense against an alien universe and …



After the deaths of Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper, Torchwood must start again. Understaffed and overworked, they pick up the pieces under the command of Jack Harkness: time traveler, soldier, Companion and Captain. Along with Gwen Cooper and Ianto Jones, Torchwood stands in the face of a swiftly changing universe, facing off against adversaries both terrestrial and alien, while struggling with their own very human hopes and fears.

In the third (virtual) series of Torchwood, secrets are held and revealed, lives are transformed in ways no one expects, and the Earth itself will never be the same.



Episode one is already live, and we've also got captain's logs, additional episode materials, and generally the most dedicated team of people running this show I have ever seen. Go check us out!
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I'm, ah, not dead?

So I had a really awesome plan with the [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour thing. I was going to do them every day and use it as an excuse to be In The Chair as a writer, blah, blah, blah because this year I am writing a book and wanted to come in with a bit of play.

And then a handful of really excellent Actual Work landed on me, and, um. Yeah. So. The so-called Other Writing is going pretty well. My Respectable Alter Ego had an article in Crossed Genres this month about fanfiction as folklore, which I'm proud of.

I miss rolling around in fandom as much as I'd like. Grr. Argh. How is it already nearly March?

That being said, my Respectable Alter Ego will be at Gallifrey One this week! Panelizing at 11 AM on Saturday. About Torchwood. So, uh, that's a pretty heavy dose of fandom, right?

Of course, thinking, "Hey! Con!" reminded me that I still haven't posted hilarious pictures of myself from Dragon*Con. Of which I've got two.

I've got no illusions that you all will respect me in the morning after this. )

And now, to slink away in shame. To my bed. Where if I get lonely I suppose I can find the foam toys I used to make my boobs and give them a little grope for old time's sake.
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In light of the disaster in Haiti, I've put my spare copies of three Torchwood spin-off novels -- Something in the Water, Trace Memory, and The Twilight Streets up for auction on eBay to benefit Doctors Without Borders (aka MSF)1. Bidding starts at $5 US for the set. Cover price on these is a little under $36 US.

100% of the proceeds go to DWB/MSF, and I'm effectively going halfsies on shipping with the auction winner (the domestic US rate for a medium-sized Flat Rate Box is about $10)2.

--
1 I'd offer to write you something, but I'm two charity projects from 2009 behind at the moment, and that would be rude.

2Dogon eye NOT included with purchase. Even if there was, I know how that sort of thing ends. Badly. Banana milkshakes or no.
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Title: "In The Meadow We Can Build a Snowman"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which Ianto's day off does not go as planned. Written for the January 12 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour. (Looks like I'll be running a day late until Saturday. Sorry.) Also, this is in many respects the fault of [livejournal.com profile] pocketmouse, who said useful things at me when I was saying vile and frustrated things about the prompt.

In retrospect, the snowman had been a terrible idea. )

One Cup

Jan. 12th, 2010 09:47 pm
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Title: "One Cup"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, wildly understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which all Ianto Jones wants is one cup of coffee. Just one. Written for the January 11 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour (and posted a day late since I took last night off).

What the others don’t realize is that Ianto doesn’t arrive early to work out of some bizarre OCD tic that requires him to put everything in order before they disorder it. )
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Title: "Asynchronous"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which snow days do not occur. Written for the January 10 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

The thing about anniversaries – and that’s any kind of anniversary, not just birthdays or first kisses or groundbreakings or armistices – is that space travel and time travel makes them irrelevant. )
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Title: "A Bad Bargain"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which snow days do not occur. Written for the January 9 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

The ground’s too warm. )

Winter

Jan. 8th, 2010 10:57 pm
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Title: "Winter"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Alonso
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which there is memory and sex and death. Written for the January 8 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

Snow. )
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Title: "The Beautiful Lull"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which a shop owner knows the score. Written for the January 7 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

Jack gets a little lost at the costume shop, which surprises Ianto not at all. )
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Title: "A Boy's Own Ruin"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, albeit understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which something mysterious is afoot. Written for the January 6 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

Ianto coughed and got to his feet. )
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Title: "Goes To White"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, albeit understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which the cold is a thing to be reckoned with. Written for the January 5 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

If Ianto had the presence of mind to describe his actions, he’d call it a desperate attempt to get warm. )
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Title: "Living History"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, albeit understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which there is wintry weather. Written for the January 4 prompt at [livejournal.com profile] redismycolour.

Ianto had gone from reserved to quiet to deathly silent as visibility waned. )

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