custodian | Entries tagged with prompt table: stolen

So a while back, for my convenience, I nicked a 10/10 prompt table from

fanfic100. I didn't much want to participate in the challenge as written, or bother with the community aspect but I liked the idea of trying to write 100 pieces that clock in at 100 words.

Problem is, I felt terribly guilty about stealing the table. I know, I know. So I built a new one, keeping some of the categories, but making sure that they didn't match up with the original.

So now, without further ado:

( 100 Useful (Not-So-Stolen) Things )

Title: "Modesty"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Open
Notes/Summary: Just a slice of life inside the Hub, written for WiaD 3.01 (drabble/zoo animal challenge). If you're curious, Billy the Seal is real. Also, I'm totally counting this one for #71 on my drabble table.

( Gwen looked up as the entry alarm sounded. )

Title: "Shelter"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Nancy, Jack/"James"
Rating: PG-13, give or take.
Notes/Summary: In the basement of the Ritz, there's more than one sort of shelter.

( Captain Jack Harkness can hear the shift of clothing in the near-dark behind him. )

Current Music: New Order, "Temptation" (live)

Title: "Smell"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG, if that.
Notes/Summary: Crack for

unmikely, who now owes me $5 CAN.

( Did you just sniff me?! )

Title: "Choices"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Jack can do amazing things, but he doesn't always make the right choices. SPOILERS LIEK WHOA FOR 2x06 - "RESET." THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

( Jack feels it when the lights go out... )

Title: "Death"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Kill Ianto enough and sooner or later he's going to notice. #30 on the prompt table. Ironically, this piece requires no warnings...

( Sometimes, Ianto dreams about his own death. )

Current Music: Dethklok, "Go Into the Water"

Title: "Touch"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Pay no attention to the emo little post-ep behind the curtain. (VAGUE SPOILERS FOR 2x06 - "Reset")

( They push the pain down with their fingertips. )

Title: "Weeks"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG, if that.
Notes/Summary: Attack of Son of Revenge of Bride of the Prompt Table! This one is a short meditation on the passage of time. I've sort of left it open to interpretation. It reads a little differently depending on who you think is speaking. I find something about that strangely appealing...

( Time is arbitrary. )

Title: "Shade"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Just a bit of Gwen-flavored prompt table fic.

( The room was all blues, blacks, and greys. )

Title: "Not Enough"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: It always feels good when you use the right tool for the job.

( That was the fifth suit ruined in as many months... )

Title: "Birth"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Sometimes, Jack hides his past in plain sight.

( Why would any of them notice this random scrap of babble? )

Title: "Drink"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Andy/?
Rating: PG-13 or so.
Notes/Summary: 100 words of slightly mysterious, ice cube-centric Andy pr0n.

( Can I get you something to drink? )

Title: "Earth"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Don't threaten the Earth. It is defended.

( You can't just paint a big line down the middle of the Universe... )

Title: "White"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Just a bit of angsty Jack drabble.

( ...he dreamt in white. )