custodian | Prompt Me.

I'm working on three giant never-ending projects (Disambiguation II, that Iandy prompt table, something that just might be a S2 Hatful) and starting to feel the pain.

Seriously. It's like I will never die because there's too much to finish. I want to finish something. Have it be done. Complete.

I need some one-off prompts liek whoa.

Specifications

Preference for Janto, but am flexible.
No 2x09 ("Something Borrowed") or 2x13 ("Exit Wounds") prompts. I've got serious fatigue here, and it's not like everyone and his/her dog hasn't written them both into the ground. I am saving myself for HoH II.
Prefer to avoid character death.
I'm hard to squick.

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Edit to add: Wow. Some really good ideas already, and several of them that work quite well together. Excellent.