Custodian

Title: "One Cup"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, wildly understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which all Ianto Jones wants is one cup of coffee. Just one. Written for the January 11 prompt at redismycolour (and posted a day late since I took last night off).

( What the others don’t realize is that Ianto doesn’t arrive early to work out of some bizarre OCD tic that requires him to put everything in order before they disorder it. )

Title: "A Bad Bargain"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which snow days do not occur. Written for the January 9 prompt at redismycolour.

( The ground’s too warm. )

Title: "The Beautiful Lull"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which a shop owner knows the score. Written for the January 7 prompt at redismycolour.

( Jack gets a little lost at the costume shop, which surprises Ianto not at all. )

Title: "Goes To White"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, albeit understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which the cold is a thing to be reckoned with. Written for the January 5 prompt at redismycolour.

( If Ianto had the presence of mind to describe his actions, he’d call it a desperate attempt to get warm. )

Title: "The Longest Winter"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which there is a paradox. Written for the January 3 prompt at redismycolour.

( Except it’s January... )

Last year I missed out on redismycolour. I only heard about it late in the month, and at that point I had a fair few things on my plate and couldn't imagine writing 30 short pieces in a handful of days. This made me sad, because I'd really enjoyed working through the horizonssing prompts a few months before.

And then 2009 kind of went sideways anyway, and I didn't read and post as much as I wanted to, and by the end of the year I decided that one of my resolutions for 2010 is to get back on the horse. It's not the only thing in my life by a long shot, but it's a thing that makes me pretty happy.

So. Here's my Jan 1 piece for redismycolour. I'm only a year late. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. Whatever.

Title: New Year's Day
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which Jack greets the new year. Written for the January 1 prompt at redismycolour.

( The ice rink was still up on New Year’s Day. )

Title: "Modesty"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Open
Notes/Summary: Just a slice of life inside the Hub, written for WiaD 3.01 (drabble/zoo animal challenge). If you're curious, Billy the Seal is real. Also, I'm totally counting this one for #71 on my drabble table.

( Gwen looked up as the entry alarm sounded. )

Title: "Persistent and Lasting"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the PG-ish range.
Notes/Summary: Part #34 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster. Thanks to sanginmychains and resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. Also, minor borrowings and refrences to 2x11-2x13 ahoy. This is, admittedly, both short in words and long in coming, for which I apologize (and commend you all on your patience). It's also the next to last chunk, and #35 is already in the hands of my betas. Doom.

( By the time Jack returns to the Hub, afternoon has slipped uncomfortably into evening. )

Title: "What They Reap, And What Is Sown"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the R-ish to NC-17 range for a little bit of language and smut.
Notes/Summary: Part #32 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and who knows where it goes on the table, really. Thanks to sanginmychains and resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. Also, borrowings and refrences to 2x11 ("Adrift") ahoy.

( When they’d finished up at the Barrage, it was like a weight off of his shoulders. )

Title: "To Your Health"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/OC
Rating/Notes: Adult for explicit sex, images of war, and murder. Written for December 10. 2008 at tw_calender. Prompt: eggnog. Fleeting reference to "Montmartre." Thanks to gypsylady for suggesting it might have a place at tw_cooks!
Recipe Info: The recipe I used for prompt sections is not mine, though I did edit it for flow. It can be found in its original form here.

( In a large bowl, beat the egg yolks together with the sugar. )