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custodianTitle: "Modesty"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Open
Notes/Summary: Just a slice of life inside the Hub, written for WiaD 3.01 (drabble/zoo animal challenge). If you're curious, Billy the Seal is real. Also, I'm totally counting this one for #71 on my drabble table.
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Gwen looked up as the entry alarm sounded. “How was the cinema?”
“Bad,” Ianto said on his way to the kitchenette.
“Hey! It wasn’t bad!” Jack called out behind him. “It was fun!”
“On a scale from one to ten,” Ianto continued, beer now in hand, “it was on a par with waking up stark bollock naked in Victoria Park astride that statue of Billy the Seal with a vicar looking on.”
Gwen giggled. “Alright, that’s bad.”
“But you’ve got to admit we gave them one hell of a show,” Jack said.
“Give me strength,” Ianto muttered.
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: Open
Notes/Summary: Just a slice of life inside the Hub, written for WiaD 3.01 (drabble/zoo animal challenge). If you're curious, Billy the Seal is real. Also, I'm totally counting this one for #71 on my drabble table.
Gwen looked up as the entry alarm sounded. “How was the cinema?”
“Bad,” Ianto said on his way to the kitchenette.
“Hey! It wasn’t bad!” Jack called out behind him. “It was fun!”
“On a scale from one to ten,” Ianto continued, beer now in hand, “it was on a par with waking up stark bollock naked in Victoria Park astride that statue of Billy the Seal with a vicar looking on.”
Gwen giggled. “Alright, that’s bad.”
“But you’ve got to admit we gave them one hell of a show,” Jack said.
“Give me strength,” Ianto muttered.