James Moran is nice. And braver than me.

[custodian]

James Moran, if you're reading this, you're a brave man. Terrifyingly brave. You've waded into fandom and refrained from setting us all on fire with your mind.

Also, you've explained all the stuff that the editors kind of obscured. So bonus.

Consider yourself the only man on the planet openly invited to duct tape a CB aerial to my car's driver's side mirror.