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So somehow I was made aware of [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you. This would be right around the same time [livejournal.com profile] ridikuluss was talking me into writing a fair amount more Ianto/Andy than I'd initially planned.

You can see where this is going.

Where's The Love? )
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Title: "If It's Not Love Then It's The Bomb That Will Bring Us Together"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the PG-ish range.
Notes/Summary: Part #35 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu over and over. References 2x13. Title is from "Ask" by the Smiths.

Also, I've sort of held off mentioning this, but [livejournal.com profile] love_jackianto did me an awesome cover for IEIT. Seems the sort of thing one should unveil when the final installment goes up, no?

Cardiff does not end with a bang. It doesn’t end at all. )
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Title: "Persistent and Lasting"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the PG-ish range.
Notes/Summary: Part #34 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. Also, minor borrowings and refrences to 2x11-2x13 ahoy. This is, admittedly, both short in words and long in coming, for which I apologize (and commend you all on your patience). It's also the next to last chunk, and #35 is already in the hands of my betas. Doom.

By the time Jack returns to the Hub, afternoon has slipped uncomfortably into evening. )
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Title: "Just To Push You Down"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the R-ish to NC-17 range for language, smut, and potentially problematic kink (dominance play, edgeplay/breathplay, reference to voyeurism).
Notes/Summary: Part #33 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and also completes the prompt table. Numfar! Do the dance of joy! Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. Also, borrowings and refrences to 2x11 ("Adrift") ahoy.

Jack had found him readily enough, though Ianto was pretty certain that using the Hub’s security system to do it was unfair. )
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Title: "What They Reap, And What Is Sown"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the R-ish to NC-17 range for a little bit of language and smut.
Notes/Summary: Part #32 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and who knows where it goes on the table, really. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. Also, borrowings and refrences to 2x11 ("Adrift") ahoy.

When they’d finished up at the Barrage, it was like a weight off of his shoulders. )
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Title: "Broken Promises For Broken Hearts"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the PG-13 range for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #31 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and who knows where it goes on the table, really. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.
FYI: As noted in a meta post, I'm breaking up the ending a little more than originally planned. We're now looking at 33 or 34 installments. Sorry about that.

The vicious, man-eating alien is not, in Ianto’s view at least, the most remarkable thing about Gwen’s wedding. )
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Title: "Sequence Images"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the NC-17 range for language and smut.
Notes/Summary: Part #30 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #29 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.
Useful Note: Brains is a type of beer produced in Cardiff. Brains SA is their flagship brew.


Jack has him on his back. )
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Title: "Zero Sum"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one is in the high R range for language and allusions to sexual acts.
Notes/Summary: Part #29 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #25 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu. However, please note that a fair bit of clearing up happened before post without their brilliant oversight. All errors in this version are, therefore, mine.

The man in the suit is oblivious, more intent on some sort of PDA or e-book reader than he is on the outside world while he waits in the queue. )
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Title: "What Happens When The Rules Aren't Fair"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This one? NC-17 for the porn. Oh yes, the porn.
Notes/Summary: Part #28 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #24 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu, and for being supportive during a hilarious fit of title-related flail.

Jack is going to kill her. )
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Title: "Fault Lines"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-13/R range, mostly for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #27 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #28 on the table. Yep. Another mulligan. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.
Spoilers/Episode Info: References to 2x05 (Adam) through 2x08 (A Day in the Death), some more explicit than others.

Every quiet season ends. )
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Title: "And We Chose to Continue"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-13 range, mostly for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #26 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #23 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, hot beta-fu.

Andy has no one to tell when he resolves (oddly enough, over drinks at Fantasy Lounge with Trav) that he wants to try it with a bloke. )
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Title: "Nadir and Zenith, Stumbling"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-13 range, mostly for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #25 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #22 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains for giving this the sweet and obscenely fast beta-fu.
Spoilers/Canon Alert: Contains scenes/lines from 2x04 - "Meat"

Andy ignores Gwen’s calls for a week and a half before they stop. )
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Title: "Nadir and Zenith, Dancing"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-13 range, mostly for language.
Notes/Summary: Part #24 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #21 on the table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.
Geographical Note: Forte's is the cafe where they filmed the Gwen and Andy coffee scenes in "Adrift." In the real world, the restaurant is actually in Barry. Like the real production team, however, I have relocated it to Cardiff for my own nefarious purposes.

Ooh. Tea and cake? Yeah, you’ll do. )
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Title: "More Than One Bad Idea In Any Given Week"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language and smut.
Notes/Summary: Part #23 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster. However, I'm doing the prompt table equivalent of taking a Mulligan and taking advantage of those lovely Author's Choice prompts I've got sitting around. Don't worry, though. We'll be back to the given prompts with #24. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains, [livejournal.com profile] demotu, and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.

Andy isn’t necessarily complaining at being sprawled on the edge his sofa, just shy of falling-down pissed with a girl whose name is still a little unclear (Emma? Emily?), but it’s Trav who dragged him out to go drinking, and Trav who introduced them, and like all things Trav-related, Andy is expecting it to go pear-shaped at some point. )
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Have I mentioned recently that I'm not dead?

Title: "And Here Thy Hunters Stand"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language, smut, and kink (masturbation, imagined D/s).
Notes/Summary: Part #22 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #20 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Covers the same timeframe as #21. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu. This one's been a long time coming, not least because the time between mid-July and early September this year basically kicked my ass. Thank you all for being patient with me.

Ianto stares past the ghost of his face in the glass. )
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Title: "Nothing Beside Remains"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language, smut, and kink (porn, masturbation, imagined D/s).
Notes/Summary: Part #21 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #19 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu, and to [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for looking at some early draftwork. (Note: I did additional work on the introduction before posting, so any errors in the installment are my own, and not the fault of my crack team of awesome betas.)

The lights in Andy’s flat go out. )
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Title: Here Didst Thou Fall
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the R range for profanity, and because it isn't very nice.
Notes/Summary: Part #20 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #18 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu, and to [livejournal.com profile] jbs_teeth for letting me work on this a bit from her sofa.

NOW, Ianto. )
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Title: "Not Wisely But Too Well"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language, smut, and kink (D/s, sensation play, light bondage).
Notes/Summary: Part #19 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #16 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu. (Note: I did additional work on the ending before posting, so any errors in the installment are my own, and not the fault of my crack team of awesome betas.)

The scenario is familiar, but not unpleasantly so. )
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Title: "Like a Halo In Reverse"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the NC-17 range for language, smut, and kink (D/s).
Notes/Summary: Part #18 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #16 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains and [livejournal.com profile] resourceress for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.
Language Note: Shibari (link NSFW) is a word sometimes used for Japanese rope bondage.

Ianto sits on the edge of Jack’s desk, smiling faintly. )
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Title: "Diminished Responsibility"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Overall: Ianto/Andy, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/Andy, with occasional guest cameos.
Rating: Series ranges from relatively safe to hard NC-17. This installment is in the PG-13 range.
Notes/Summary: Part #17 of the "It'll End In Tears" cluster, and #15 on the [livejournal.com profile] un_love_you prompt table. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sanginmychains, [livejournal.com profile] ridikuluss, and [livejournal.com profile] demotu for giving this the sweet, sweet beta-fu.

While Ianto isn’t one to complain about the strange hours Torchwood tends to inflict on him, it does occasionally leave him feeling wildly out of step with the rest of the world. )

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