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Title: "Out of His Range"
Rating: PG on my scale. R on the [livejournal.com profile] mission_central scale. Nudity. Innuendo.
Pairing: Possible Jack/George or Jack/Ianto if you squint and back up a few paces.
Summary: Ianto arrives one morning to discover Jack keeping a disconcertingly nude guest. Hijinks ensue. Torchwood/Being Human crossover for [livejournal.com profile] mission_central Mission 0001: "Capture Werewolf."
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash good looking men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle. (Addendum: I may have been drinking.)

Claws, teeth, goes a bit mad around the full moon. Also, he’s got a great arse. )
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Title: "Death"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Kill Ianto enough and sooner or later he's going to notice. #30 on the prompt table. Ironically, this piece requires no warnings...

Sometimes, Ianto dreams about his own death. )
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Title: Appearances
Rating: Oh, PG-ish. I can't seem to write anything without swearing.
Notes/Summary: Just a short character thing that's been rattling around in my head for a while. It was going to be for a prompt table piece, but 100 words was about 200 too few for what I wanted. Unbetaed liek whoa.

Torchwood hides in the open. )
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Title: "Not Enough"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: It always feels good when you use the right tool for the job.

That was the fifth suit ruined in as many months... )
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Title: "Customary Strangeness"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: This was my entry for the the Gift Giving/Candle prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer. FYI: There are links at the end of the piece that should clarify any unfamiliar terms. Who says fanfic can't be educational?
Shameless Plug: As always, I encourage folks to check out [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer. Please consider popping over to read and vote. Only half of the original competitors remain, so things are starting to get exciting. I'm told that stories for this week's round will go up sometime around 4 PM Central Time (-6 GMT) and voting typically runs until 4 PM Central Time on Sunday.

Is this yours? )
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Title: "A Spoonful of Sugar"
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Hints of Jack/Ianto with a touch of Owen for flavor
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: Just a fun, quick ficlet for the "Under the Influence" prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer.
Shameless Plug: Speaking of [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer, let me encourage everyone to read and vote. We love the feedback. Plus, there are only 18 or so of us left, so now's your chance to terrify some of your friends in the fandom with squee or brutal critique. Stories for this week's round will go up sometime after 2 PM CST (-6 GMT) and voting typically runs until 4 PM CST on Sunday.

You going to actually finish up with the coffee, Ianto, or do I have to watch you admire the glassware all morning? )
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Title: Oh, Pants.
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None referenced.
Rating: Mostly Harmless.
Notes/Summary: Owen takes advantage of Ianto's basic day-to-day clothing maintenance skills. Fluff. A gift for my live-in partner, who is occasionally Plotbunny Incarnate, and looks good in almost any trousers.

Owen, so help me, if you don’t quit fidgeting I’m going to jab you. )
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Title: Wish
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle. (I'm also not The Cure, or associated with them. I just happened to think their album made one hell of a great prompt and went a little nuts.)
Pairings: Ianto/stranger, Gwen/Rhys, Gwen/Owen, Ianto/Lisa, Toshiko/Mary, Ianto/Jack, Owen/Diane, Jack/Jack. Just not all at once.
Rating: Mostly PG, but peaks at a hard R (or maybe a light NC-17) for language and sexuality.
Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] tw_flashfic prompt, three wishes. I was struggling with ideas, and then out of the blue decided to do a drabble piece for each song on The Cure's Wish album. And include the word "wish" in each of them. Because it's topical. Like, uh, ointment. As always, comments and constructive criticism are appreciated, as are offers of good coffee, chocolate, and compromising positions with a certain archivist and/or Captain.

Make a wish. )
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Title: Adam
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: implied Jack/Ianto, Jack/?
Rating: PG for adult themes.
Notes: Ianto discovers that he is not who he thinks he is.

No one knows what happened to the real Ianto Jones. )
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Title: Three Girl Rhumba
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: None. My god, I'm writing random fluffy genfic.
Rating: PG for a tiny bit of language, mention of someone else's sex life.
Notes: It's the spring of 2000 and Ianto Jones is sick of University, sick of London, and sick of his roommate. He seeks solace in a cup of coffee. What could possibly go wrong? Has absolutely nothing to do with either girls or dancing.

Ianto was sick and bloody tired of London. )
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Title: Three Breaths Before He Closed His Eyes
Disclaimer: Being a bloke who likes to slash pretty men doesn't make me RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Implied Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13 for angst, unsafe use of a firearm. Keep away from sharp objects after reading.
Notes: Takes place three days after Jack vanishes. As always, I welcome comments, criticism, Britpicking, coffee, good chocolate, and assurances that I will not die suddenly between now and the airing of "Utopia".

Ianto removed his earpiece and dropped it into his inside jacket pocket. )
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prickly, adj.
1. Of an animal, plant, object, surface, etc.: having or bearing prickles; full of or covered with prickles, or prickle-like projections.
2. Having or causing a tingling or itching sensation; (also) designating such a sensation.
3.a. Of a person: quick to react angrily, ready to take offence; (of an attitude, reaction, etc.) oversensitive, touchy.
3.b. Of a topic, argument, etc.: beset with contentious points; involving sensitive issues; difficult to deal with.


This was entirely Gwen's fault. )

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